As You Wish
When Buttercup told Westley they should only have two or three hundred children, he asked if she meant just the first year. When she said yes, Westley simply replied, “As you wish . . .”
What’s in the Future?
A dog Buttercup met at the Vet told her that Snow Globes can foretell the future–Buttercup was still waiting, nothing yet . . .
Her Royal Fuzziness
Buttercup, after watching a BBC documentary on “the Royals,” decided she needed to enhance her title to be like them, so now she’s known as “Her Royal Fuzziness, the Princess Buttercup.”
As You Wish
When Buttercup told Westley she thought they should only have three or four hundred children, Westley said, “In the first year?” When she said, “Yes”, he simply said, “As you wish.”
Chewbacca’s Sister
The Princess Buttercup, also know as Polly Wolly Poodle All The Day, had endured substantial abuse–including being called Fuzz Face–for what was perceived as poor grooming until she came home from the Star Wars convention with the coveted Chewbacca’s Sister award and trophy as well as a boxed set of all of the first edition Star Wars DVD’s autographed by Chewy himself . . .
A Kiss is Still A Kiss
True, it didn’t summon up memories of Bogart and Bergman with Sam playing “As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss)”, or Burton and Taylor in Cleopatra, or Westley and Buttercup in the final scene of The Princess Bride (rated the most passionate and purest kiss of all time), but, hey, they were snakes. They probably weren’t going to be chosen to be on “Dancing With The Stars”, either. . . . . David, Sf.G.