Pool Guy
Homer was just going to have to find a new pool guy–this was even gross for him, a real swamp creature . . .
Questionable Bargain
The hotel rate for downtown NY NY seemed like a real bargain, but closer inspection of the hot tub raised some questions . . .
Proper Bathroom Etiquette
Horace was pretty sure that if everyone would follow proper bathroom etiquette and not pee in the pool, it would stay cleaner a lot longer. He hated that green stuff that stuck to him . . .
Hard To Swallow
Jim told his wife Gabby that he was having a hard time swallowing the government’s new healthcare law. She told him if he didn’t finish swallowing that bullfrog he caught a little while ago that was stuck halfway down his throat, he was going to need more than government healthcare to swallow anything, . . . . David, Sf.G. Enjoy your favorite vintage AGR’s by going to agrphoto.net. Feel free to share with your friends.
The Night They Put the Chip in his Head
While at a family gathering, John’s sister asked about the big bumps on his head, but his father said every bullfrog has them. His brother suggested that after a night with the boys and a few too many beers he had just jumped too high and hit the bottom of the bridge. The uncle Huey, the conspiracy theorist, told everyone that while John had been intoxicated, they (either aliens or the KGB) had put a chip in his head and now could read all his thoughts and program some of their own in, so be careful . . . . David, Sf.G.
Testing the Waters
Boudreaux knew it was late to throw his name in the hat for November elections, but thought he would test the waters. The longer he thought about it, the more concerned he became; his wife had reminded him about the high school biology class theory that to boil a frog and keep him from jumping out of the pot, put the frog in a cold pot of water and heat slowly rather than dumping him into a pot of boiling water. What (if any) was the message for his political aspirations? . . . . David, Sf.G.