Where Are the Kardashians?
As Erica put away her “bling,” she couldn’t help but wonder what happened to the Kardashians. They hadn’t been on a tabloid cover for, like, months–had they become un-famous for being famous . . .?
Spider Bling
The black widows had the showy red hour glass, and the golden orb weavers were bright, but Gwen was confident she was the real head turner . . .
Cow Bling
Every spring during round-up, each cow is given a new red ear tag–cow bling. The lower the number, the higher the cow’s status. Sue was given number 14– not bad out of 310 . . .
Bird Years
In Human time, Bert was only four months old, but in Bird years, he was 16. Since neither of his parents had a car he could use to impress the chicks, he figured he would have to count on bling. He wished he could speed up the process just a little . . .