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When Hilda, embarrassed, stuck her head in the water, her husband Gabe reminded her, "You're not an ostrich, and that's not sand . . ."
Salad Again
Salad was OK, but Leroy never seemed to find the bacon that was supposed to be on top . .
Grand Jury Investigation
After being subpoenaed to give testimony as to whether the president or his family or associates had given ducks in Central Park bread, the stinking paparazzi were relentless, demanding to know if it was Russian or American bread. No matter how they tried to duck the journalists and bloggers, it never ended . . .
No Duck Care
Bruce read the entire 2700+page Affordable Care Act: there was nothing for duck health care. He’d seen nothing from the duck lobby in the new proposed bills either. Troubling . . .
Color Issues
Gilda was told by the Macy’s “Cosmetics Color Consultant” that the orange/red lipstick color was the cutting edge color for this year; Gilda had her doubts . . .