Fixin’ To
On a recent visit to Texas, Wayne frequently heard the term “fixin’ to” and couldn’t understand why so many things had to be fixed, and why always 2, in pairs . . .?
Bison time
When Jorge’s accountant told him he was late filing his taxes, he thought she said they were going to have to “Bison time”. He wondered how, since Bison don’t have money or clocks . . .
Nowhere to Hide
As the snow got deeper, Rufus found it increasingly difficult to hide from his soon to be ex-wife’s lawyers, process servers, and the bill collectors . . .
Buffalo Chips
When the East Glacier boys decided to get rich playing Fantasy Football, they hadn’t counted on the problem of converting buffalo chips (the only currency for bison in Glacier park and bison society in general) to a Visa or Amex card to pay on line . . .
Social Dilemma
It had started out as just fun, but then the rough crowd crashed the party, and some of those attending were very uncomfortable. Unsure of what to do, Jillian asked her friend CoCo, who replied, “Just ask WWTKD?” When Jillian asked for clarification, the answer was “What would the Kardashians do?” This suggestion didn’t bring the comfort she was hoping for . . .
Not Again
As a group, everyone except Bob (center front) had vowed to out-sing him if he once again started to sing “Home On The Range”. As Bob once again began his old favorite, the rest began a rousing (if not tonally accurate) version of “Heartbreak Hotel” . . .