New Job
Donna, tired of being a checker at Wal-Mart, was trying to find an online application for the DNC chairperson after Debbie Wasserman Schultz ducked out . . .
Global Warming
While burning copies of “non classified” emails “that didn’t exist,” Hillary was surprised by Bernie, who now accused her of contributing to global warming . . .
A New Ride for Bernie
To downplay the public’s perception of Bernie Sanders as a curmudgeon, his staff suggested he consider a new ride . . .
What To Do?
The Attorney General was in a dilemma–Trump wanted Hillary investigated, Bernie Sanders wanted Trump investigated–what to do? Maybe she’d just bury her head in the sand and wait till it all went away.
Flower Power
Bernie Sanders seemed to be drawing large crowds, even larger than Hillary, but someone in the media pointed out they all seemed to be products of the 60’s–Flower Power ex-hippies. The big question was, would they–through their medical marijuana haze–remember to vote, or even that there was an election, not an anti-Vietnam war rally?