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  • When his wife suggested they quit the Keto Diet and include chocolate, pizza and beer (the three essential food groups), Mikey's response was not ambiguous in any way . . .

Keto Diet Reaction

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Size is Against Him

After Charlie saw the news clip about the Florida man using an alligator to get beer at a Quik Stop, he wondered if his gator would work–Nope! Too big to get through the door! Plus, the gator demanded his share of the beer . . .

By |July 30th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Size is Against Him

Licorice Lover

Herman (pictured, not the “German”) loved licorice, but it turned his tongue black on a regular basis. This occasioned no end of teasing from friends and family, and his girlfriend wouldn’t kiss him when he had black tongue; she suggested he switch to chocolate, pointing out that a) it didn’t discolor his tongue, and b) chocolate, along with beer and pizza, was one of the three essential food groups . . .

By |July 26th, 2018|Categories: Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Food|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Licorice Lover

Party Results

Bruce, feeling scruffy and a little foggy, was beginning to think his wife was right–partying on Sunday night may not have been the best choice–and that last beer, well . . .

By |February 12th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Idaho|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Party Results

Blurry

Charlie couldn’t decide if the blurry reflection was a breeze on the water or if he’d lost count of his beers at the poker game . . .

By |January 25th, 2017|Categories: Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blurry

Feather Allergy

Luis (pictured, on left) was trying to explain to Sasha, his new love interest (pictured, right), that he had not been drinking; the red around his eyes was a strange allergy to some kinds of feathers. Dr Oz, Dr. Phil, even Dr. Seuss hadn’t been able to help. Maybe a beer might actually help.

By |November 3rd, 2016|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene, Health|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Feather Allergy