Does That Taste Funny to You?
After eating a New York comedian who got too close to the bayou bank, one alligator asked the other, “Does that taste funny to you . . .?”
Just Trying to Help
When Aunt Hilda said the dentist told her she needed false teeth, Dorothy had a money saving idea. It was not well received . . .
Safe From Reptiles
Johnny, from Texas and not used to the cold, in spite of global warming, was comforted by the low incidence of alligator and water moccasin attacks here in Alaska . . .
My Guy
It was springtime and love was in the air. As Lucinda basked in the sun (and her boyfriend’s love), she couldn’t help but to burst out singing the old Mary Wells song,”My Guy.”
No Takers
In an attempt to be friendly to the visitors to the “Gators, Gators, Gators–Fun With Gators” roadside park, Allen had extended his hand trying trying to be welcoming and friendly, but he got no takers. He wondered if it was his having only three fingers and a thumb, his rough outdoorsy skin, or the need of a good mani-pedi . . .
Discrimination Suit
When Louis complained to his brother-in-law that none of the neighbors would swim with him, the brother-in-law, a lawyer, suggested that he could probably win a Federal discrimination suit. “Could that be a double breasted sharkskin suit with a vest?” asked Louis . . .