Catch and Release
Catch and release sounded good over drinks with his girlfriend (who thought killing animals was cruel), but some doubts surfaced when Glen tried the first actual release in the wild . . .
Size is Against Him
After Charlie saw the news clip about the Florida man using an alligator to get beer at a Quik Stop, he wondered if his gator would work–Nope! Too big to get through the door! Plus, the gator demanded his share of the beer . . .
Just Joking
An alligator goes into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Who would taste better, Hillary or Donald?” He said he thought the question should be “Who would taste worse?” Then he asked the bartender, “Grilled or deep fried . . .?”
Dancing With the Stars
Anton (pictured) was tired of working long hours at Popeye’s Chicken for chump change. His girl friend told him he had beautiful eyes and should try out for “Dancing With The Stars;” maybe the close up shots would capture his dreamy eyes and make him a star . . .
Sunblock Blues
In spite of Sandy’s dermatologist touting the benefits of sunblock, she still had mottled skin, and the sunblock burned her eyes when she came up from a swim . . .
Disappointed
Cindy (pictured) was more than a little disappointed; the television and glamour magazine ads had touted the new skin care and softening product as the newest and best at softening dry scaly skin. After several bottles and numerous applications of the “wonder product,” she was still left with really scaly skin . . .