alligator

  • Bill was offered big money to do toothpaste commercials--he declined. The last gators he saw on TV were in the Swamp People shows, and those gators went from sparkly teeth to  suitcases, boots,  and purses . . .

No Thanks

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  • It was Maria's first time up from hibernation in the mud at the bottom of the pond since last fall, and she was ready for that first mani-pedi of the year.  She liked to think of it as one of the rites of spring . . .

Rites of Spring

By |February 25th, 2019|Categories: Glamor, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Rites of Spring
  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .

Coverage

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage

Slow Learner

Gino had been hopeful he could train his pet, BoBo, to fetch so he could be used in duck and goose season to retrieve downed birds.   BoBo didn’t seem to grasp  that retrieving meant more than getting the bird in his mouth . . .

By |November 29th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Slow Learner

Alligator Tightrope Act

Since boyhood, Jim had wanted to join the circus, and now his alligator tightrope act might let the dream come true.  There were some minor difficulties to work out yet . . .

By |October 29th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Alligator Tightrope Act

Sign Language

The CIA, NSA, DIA and other spy agencies were always on the lookout for new ways to communicate that would be hard to detect or decode.  Imagine their  surprise when they discovered that alligators used an previously unknown version of sign language . . .

By |October 22nd, 2018|Categories: Bizarre, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sign Language