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Karrie (pictured) was ecstatic; she'd gotten tickets for the Ellen show & wanted to look her best--really outstanding. The Lady GaGa white hair combined with pink tips seemed to be just the ticket--not exactly mainstream, but really cool. She was hoping for one of those million dollar checks or a free car, but she'd settle for the trip to Hawaii. If that didn't work out, maybe she could get a slot on American Idol doing her Willie Nelson imitation . . .
Fluttery
Geta’s boyfriend said she seemed to be a little fluttery. “Not compared to politicians,” she replied . . .
Former Black Beauty
When he had first metamorphosed, Clyde was a beauty, but now his wings were getting a little rough around the edges; it made dates more difficult to come by . . .
Staying Power
It had been about staying power; it wasn’t energy drinks but good health, plenty of rest and lots of training that let Devonna win the ladies marathon . . .
Social Butterfly
Angry, Eldridge’s girlfriend tweeted #social_butterfly and it went viral, over 1,000,000 re-tweets the first day. Good way to meet chicks . . .