• When Buttercup, always truthful, heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie," she wondered, "Why do they have to be asleep to lie? Can dogs lie if awake? And most important, how did they lie if asleep? By Vulcan Mind Meld . . .?

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

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  • Karrie (pictured) was ecstatic; she'd gotten tickets for the Ellen show & wanted to look her best--really outstanding. The Lady GaGa white hair combined with pink tips seemed to be just the ticket--not exactly mainstream, but really cool. She was hoping for one of those million dollar checks or a free car, but she'd settle for the trip to Hawaii. If that didn't work out, maybe she could get a slot on American Idol doing her Willie Nelson imitation . . .

On Ellen

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  • Like diving from the cliffs in Acapulco, diving into the alligator-and-largemouth-bass filled pond, securing dinner, and getting out in one piece was not as easy as it looked. Anthony couldn't understand why the girls at the mall weren't impressed; this had to be tougher than football or tennis doubles . . .

Not As Easy As It Looks

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  • The sisters, Hester Esther and Polly Esther, finally decided to right their parents' cruel "Name" jokes.  The reasoned if they had regular names, they may have been invited to the candidates debates, at least to be in the audience.  True, they weren't Democrats, but they weren't Republicans either. Sort of like Ted Cruz, Texas Independents . . .

Name Change

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Kinks

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  • When Stacy-Sue's ex-boyfriend was asked why she called herself the "Selfie Queen", he said it's because she can't spell narcissistic . . .

Narcissistic