Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family were vegan. ┬áBut with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and the ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unending craving for a little animal protein. ┬áThe Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top–he was going to go for the all you can eat option. . .