Black Jaguar

Elizabeth, a rare black jaguar, worked for the Belize Zoo. She realized and understood that in the tourist and hospitality industry you have to put up with people’s foibles and sometimes downright weirdness.  But enough was enough–if one more tourist wiggled one of those “cutesy” little cat things in her face and said “Hello Kitty” she was going to jump the fence and eat both the toy and the person holding it.  And no, she wasn’t interested in the half off offer of a Hello Kitty tattoo. . . . .  David, Sf.G.