Guinea fowl

Larry was pretty well ready for winter, plenty of feathers to keep him warm, except for his head.  He would prefer a classy  camel colored Homburg or a navy beret, but finding anything in his head size was all but impossible.  Not even eBay or Amazon had anything.  Once again, it looked like he was going to be buying a pair of ladies “small” ski socks and cutting an opening for his  beak and two eye holes. That was going to be it.  He was pretty sure this was not going to attract the ladies. . . . .  David, Sf.G.