Evolution
When Gabby asked the paint and body shop guy why her paint job looked so funny, he claimed Al Gore said it was fish trying to evolve and take over the world to stop global warming . . .
Considerable Resistance
When Gwen asked Twyla Sue how much resistance her father was giving to buying her a new Corvette, she said a picture is worth a thousand words . . .
Spy Plane
Eugene was pretty sure that was a CIA spy plane, not a crop duster, and even with his tinfoil-lined cowboy hat, he was sure they were reading his plans to take over the world . . .
Alaskan Fuel Economy
Kimbo (lead dog) was a firm believer in the old Alaskan adage, “If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” This led him his team to embrace a somewhat cavalier attitude towards the “green” movement; after all, there were few places you could plug in an electric car such as the Chevy Volt or the Nissan Leaf, and when actual fuel was used, it was measured in kibbles per mile rather than miles per gallon.
Inspection Time
Jack was worried–Vehicle inspection time was near– and those new computers just didn’t miss anything . . .
There Are Limits
In spite of loving his AWD Subaru, Josh had to admit, there were limits to where it could (or should) go . . .