Sports

Short Fat Guy

Try as he might–diet, exercise, the gym, paddle boarding–Dennis was still a short fat guy, and yes, he was a little prickly about it . . .

By |August 28th, 2018|Categories: Flowers, Food, Health, Sports|Tags: , |Comments Off on Short Fat Guy

Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

Mohammad Ali/Cassius Clay, in uttering the above phrase, proved once again that art (In this case martial art) imitates life . . .

By |June 19th, 2018|Categories: Bugs, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

Cow Jazzercise

Melinda just wasn’t having any success in motivating the cow  Jazzercise class; she finally called them sluggish, fumbling oafs . . .

By |April 23rd, 2018|Categories: domestic animals, Health, Sports|Tags: |Comments Off on Cow Jazzercise

Water Quality

The water just didn’t taste right–must be those hooligan kids of the tattooed biker guy peeing in the pool again . . .

By |April 13th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports|Tags: , |Comments Off on Water Quality

Kinks

The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed.  They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .

By |April 9th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Health, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Kinks

That Dog Won’t Hunt

When Gordy took his newly adopted rescue dog to PetSmart for a trim before rabbit season, the groomer was quick to offer an opinion: “That dog won’t hunt . . .”

By |February 21st, 2018|Categories: Dogs, India, Sports, World Travel Sites|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on That Dog Won’t Hunt