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Astronomers at the University of Texas thought they had discovered new asteroids in low earth orbit, but they turned out to be three point shots thrown from mid-court and beyond by James Hardin, of the Houston Rockets . . .
Late Again
Brida was in a mood–her soon to be husband (maybe not)) was late again, claiming he had car trouble. She was pretty sure his “car trouble” was that his keys were still in his pocket as he drank beer with his buddies and waited for the game to finish . . .
Goose Decoys
Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped . . .
Slow Learner
Gino had been hopeful he could train his pet, BoBo, to fetch so he could be used in duck and goose season to retrieve downed birds. BoBo didn’t seem to grasp that retrieving meant more than getting the bird in his mouth . . .
Career Change
When his baseball career didn’t work out (he couldn’t even handle grounders}, Bob’s friends suggested shedding the old skin and re-appearing as a down-to-earth politician . . .
If the Creek Don’t Rise
Monday night, Jesse told his wife, “I’m gonna check my alligator sets early tomorrow if the creek don’t rise.” But it did . . .