Sports

Goose Decoys

Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys  just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped  . . .

By |November 29th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Bizarre, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Goose Decoys

Slow Learner

Gino had been hopeful he could train his pet, BoBo, to fetch so he could be used in duck and goose season to retrieve downed birds.   BoBo didn’t seem to grasp  that retrieving meant more than getting the bird in his mouth . . .

By |November 29th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Slow Learner

Career Change

When his baseball career didn’t work out (he couldn’t even handle grounders}, Bob’s friends suggested shedding the old skin and re-appearing as a down-to-earth politician . . .

By |November 20th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Career Change

If the Creek Don’t Rise

Monday night, Jesse told his wife, “I’m gonna check my alligator sets early tomorrow if the creek don’t rise.”  But it did . . .

By |September 25th, 2018|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on If the Creek Don’t Rise

Rodeo Rider

Clarence (top, facing backward) was coming to the conclusion that perhaps his rodeo bronc riding career dream  may be unrealistic . . .

By |September 13th, 2018|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Rodeo Rider

Catch and Release

Catch and release sounded good over drinks with his girlfriend (who thought killing animals was cruel), but some doubts surfaced  when Glen tried the first actual release in the wild . . .

By |September 2nd, 2018|Categories: Dating Scene, Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Catch and Release