Sports

  • The entire rookery was amazed.  The Johanson triplets, Sven, Ole, and Twyla Sue,  had successfully predicted not only the winner of three Astro's baseball games  in a row but also  the final score.  Mom was already getting calls from Las Vegas . . .

Three in a Row

By |July 17th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Three in a Row
  • When  Jaime bought his camping equipment. the guys at the outdoor recreation store told Jaime, "Stay hydrated when you're camping or hiking."  He didn't think that was going to be a problem . . .

Stay Hydrated

By |June 12th, 2019|Categories: Landscapes, Montana, Sports|Tags: , |Comments Off on Stay Hydrated
  • With the Montana Elk season starting that day, Kendrick, Lucy, and Brenda thought it prudent to get an early start in the dash for deep cover . . .

Early Start

By |May 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Early Start
  • Yvette was thrilled--she made the first cut in the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts.  Being the only roseate spoonbill, she had not only her natural elegance, but the minority thing going for her . . .

Cheerleader Tryouts

By |April 21st, 2019|Categories: Birds, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Cheerleader Tryouts
  • Billie and Twyla Sue were convinced they had invented a new sport--Neck Wrestling--and hoped to get ESPN interested. The only drawback was it didn't work very well for  cardinals or sparrows . . .

Neck Wrestling

By |April 11th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Neck Wrestling
  • Astronomers at the University of Texas thought they had discovered new asteroids in low earth orbit, but they turned out to be three point shots thrown from mid-court and beyond by James Hardin, of the Houston Rockets . . .

James Hardin Scores

By |January 22nd, 2019|Categories: Sports, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on James Hardin Scores