• With the Montana Elk season starting that day, Kendrick, Lucy, and Brenda thought it prudent to get an early start in the dash for deep cover . . .

Early Start

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  • Yvette was thrilled--she made the first cut in the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts.  Being the only roseate spoonbill, she had not only her natural elegance, but the minority thing going for her . . .

Cheerleader Tryouts

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  • Billie and Twyla Sue were convinced they had invented a new sport--Neck Wrestling--and hoped to get ESPN interested. The only drawback was it didn't work very well for  cardinals or sparrows . . .

Neck Wrestling

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  • Astronomers at the University of Texas thought they had discovered new asteroids in low earth orbit, but they turned out to be three point shots thrown from mid-court and beyond by James Hardin, of the Houston Rockets . . .

James Hardin Scores

By |January 22nd, 2019|Categories: Sports, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on James Hardin Scores

Late Again

Brida was in a mood–her soon to be husband (maybe not)) was late again, claiming he had car trouble.  She was pretty sure his “car trouble” was that his keys were still in his pocket as he drank beer with his buddies and waited for the game to finish . . .

By |December 6th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene, Sports|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Late Again

Goose Decoys

Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys  just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped  . . .

By |November 29th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Bizarre, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Goose Decoys