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Richard, who had never traveled before, didn't mind the thought of flying; he just wasn't sure about the pre-board security full body scan . . .
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Clinton had always believe the best way to succeed in mating season was to look sharp--bathed and well-groomed--but the razor burn from shaving was pretty daunting . . .
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Bill was offered big money to do toothpaste commercials--he declined. The last gators he saw on TV were in the Swamp People shows, and those gators went from sparkly teeth to suitcases, boots, and purses . . .
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Herman (not the German) thought he really had something to offer the New Green Deal--he WAS green, REALLY green . . .
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Julio was hoping he would be classified as a DACA candidate if he was stopped in his Uber car. After all, he had been imported as an egg and hatched in a Detroit pet store--Wait, maybe he was an anchor baby . . .?
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It was Maria's first time up from hibernation in the mud at the bottom of the pond since last fall, and she was ready for that first mani-pedi of the year. She liked to think of it as one of the rites of spring . . .
