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Hubert, a newby in his first time in state politics, heard he was being called "Green". He didn't know if the stinking paparazzi thought he was just inexperienced or that he had bought into the "New Green Deal . . ."
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The turtles--the real turtles--were suing the turtle doves for trademark infringement. Turtles, not some silly bird, had the name first and adding it to some flighty creature without a shell was demeaning . . .
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When Betty heard that George Clooney was going to be on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .
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The sisters, Hester Esther and Polly Esther, finally decided to right their parents' cruel "Name" jokes. The reasoned if they had regular names, they may have been invited to the candidates debates, at least to be in the audience. True, they weren't Democrats, but they weren't Republicans either. Sort of like Ted Cruz, Texas Independents . . .
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When Stacy-Sue's ex-boyfriend was asked why she called herself the "Selfie Queen", he said it's because she can't spell narcissistic . . .
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Graham had been awakened from a good nap only to find there had been no chicken nuggets, no sandwiches, no left over fishing bait, or gold fish. or the grand prize, (though he'd never had one) no yappy ankle biter dog that refused to come when their owners called or be quiet when told. . . Why wake up?
