Reptiles & Amphibians

  • Aloysius wanted to get into politics and thought he would run on the Reptiles Rights platform.  Sadly, his events and speeches didn't seem to be attracting that many supporters.  Who'd have thought  the PETA crowd wouldn't have gotten behind him at least a little . . .?

Political Platform

By |November 9th, 2019|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Political Platform
  • Howard was getting a sore throat from all of the mate-attracting noise and displays; couldn't he just download a lizard dating app and get on with things . . .?

Dating App

By |October 17th, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Dating App
  • Rohit didn't like the tourist trade, but it made him enough to work on a night school political science degree with the goal of becoming a politician . . .

Night School

By |September 27th, 2019|Categories: India, Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Night School
  • No!" the doctor told Huey, "You are not opening for the Rolling Stones or anyone else until you have those tonsils out . . ."

Sore Throat

By |September 18th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Health, Musicians, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sore Throat
  • Everyone knows that rattlesnakes shed their skin from time to time and are expected to grow new rattles afterward. James (not pictured), after radiation treatments for skin cancer, hadn't been able to grow rattles & didn't feel like much of a specimen; then he found an Internet web site that offered replacement rattles, and better yet, they were certified organic . . .

Certified Organic

By |September 7th, 2019|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Certified Organic
  • Hubert, a newby in his first time in state politics, heard he was being called "Green".  He didn't know if the stinking paparazzi thought he was just inexperienced or that he had bought into the "New Green Deal . . ."

Just Hanging On

By |September 4th, 2019|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Just Hanging On