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When Stacy-Sue's ex-boyfriend was asked why she called herself the "Selfie Queen", he said it's because she can't spell narcissistic . . .
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At first, Gabe resented being called a mockingbird--he never mocked anyone--well, maybe politicians, the Kardashians, reality shows, and WWR, but everyone mocked them, didn't they . . .?
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Gene just couldn't seem to get texting language down. When his girl friend texted him a picture of her new spring plumage, he got it wrong again. He thought LOL was "lots of love," not "laughing out loud . . ."
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April, a long time fan of "The Princess Bride," was studying art and wanted to paint the movie's last scene where Westley and Buttercup do their famous kiss. Turns out that, while not getting the Old Masters' style exactly right, it was a fair abstract effort . . .
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AirBnB listed the Arizona stone house rental as an ideal place to practice nuclear war survival or perhaps a zombie apocalypse hideout. No cable or swimming pool was included . . .
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When Gina lost her job, her friend Kiki suggested pole dancing. Gina was puzzled; dance with a Polish man up here? Too crowded . . . and was it to be ballet? Ball room dancing? An Irish jig? Clogging or tap dancing? Would she have to take lessons first . . . ?
