Politics

  • When Tommie John called the police station to ask if they knew about the fierce lightning storm on the other side of town, they said, "No need to worry; it's just the politicians debating  over at the fairgrounds . . . "

Debates

By |July 23rd, 2019|Categories: Landscapes, Politics, sunsets & rainbows|Tags: |Comments Off on Debates
  • When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral.  BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"     

Neutral

By |June 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Landscapes, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Neutral
  • "Mom," squawked Huey, "Horatio's hogging the computer; he won't let me check my email until he's finished reading the Mueller report . . ."

Mueller Report

By |May 31st, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Mueller Report
  • Ranjit, whose day job was maintenance at the Capitol building in Washington, was asked if his hobby of handling cobras was dangerous. He said, "Not any more than being around politicians and lobbyists every day . . ."

Snake Charmer

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  • When Mrs. Bondurant, the civics teacher, asked each of the freshman students what part in government they would like to be, Henry quickly said, "Speaker of the House." He  had every hope that he'd be able to tame those pesky feathers on top of his head--after all, in politics, looking the part was as important as substance.

Speaker of the House

By |May 17th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Speaker of the House
  • Henry, reading 20th century history, stumbled onto Joseph McCarthy and his famous Red Baiter hunt for Communists in the 1950's.  He wondered what Joe would have thought of him . . .

Red Baiter

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