As the tropical depression turned into a tropical storm (perhaps later a hurricane), Verne (pictured) was trying to remember if he had paid his flood insurance premium. Of course, unlike most folks, he was just as happy if the flood came . . .
When the monsoon rains were heavier than normal and people were forced to evacuate, FEMA, wanting to show their willingness to help world wide, sent blue tarps . . .
Howard’s Windstorm insurance adjuster said that sadly, his windstorm policy didn’t cover wing damage, he should have gotten a wing damage rider . . .
After Hurricane Harvey, Lynnette’s windstorm and flood insurance denied her claim, said she just had “empty nest” syndrome. FEMA offered a blue tarp and a case of water . . .
The health experts began to realize that with all the post-storm standing water, to avoid West Nile Virus and Zika, they would need both prayers and (predators) preyers . . .
While looking for a piece of country property, Kenny asked if there was running water; the answer was yes . . .
