Musicians

  • Karrie (pictured) was ecstatic; she'd gotten tickets for the Ellen show & wanted to look her best--really outstanding. The Lady GaGa white hair combined with pink tips seemed to be just the ticket--not exactly mainstream, but really cool. She was hoping for one of those million dollar checks or a free car, but she'd settle for the trip to Hawaii. If that didn't work out, maybe she could get a slot on American Idol doing her Willie Nelson imitation . . .

On Ellen

By |August 2nd, 2019|Categories: Flowers, Musicians, Pop culture|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on On Ellen
  • When the girls tried out for band, they were all accepted, but they were all assigned to the trumpet section--not a cello player among them.  Disappointing . . .

No Cellos?

By |July 11th, 2019|Categories: Flowers, Musicians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on No Cellos?
  • When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede  horns . . ."

Blue Suede Horns

By |June 21st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, domestic animals, Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blue Suede Horns
  • They just called themselves "The Quartet;"  they were considering an offer from Lady Gaga to open for her new North American Tour. The girls--Twyla, Penny, Blanca, and Jenelle--had two problems with the offer regardless of how profitable it was. First, they did Gregorian Chants to a Hip Hop beat and weren't sure how well that would go down with the Lady Gaga crowd; second, they felt like they had been in one spot so long, they had put down roots . . . 

The Quartet

By |June 11th, 2019|Categories: Flowers, Musicians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on The Quartet
  • While bringing a lunch of tadpoles, Elizabeth (the mother) was tickled to hear Zoe (daughter) singing her own version of the old Cyndi Lauper song with her own twist, "Girls just want to have lunch . . ."

Lunch

By |April 23rd, 2019|Categories: Birds, Musicians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Lunch
  • The website for the South American dermatologist had promised Westley he would look just like Michael Jackson.  The results left him a little sad . . .

Sad

By |April 12th, 2019|Categories: Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Sad