Musicians

  • Nine year-old Torrie thought that was the cutest little guitar she had ever seen, and she was not deterred when Mom said it was a mandolin.   She wanted one anyway, even if it did have eight strings . . .

Cute Guitar

By |October 4th, 2019|Categories: Musicians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Cute Guitar
  • No!" the doctor told Huey, "You are not opening for the Rolling Stones or anyone else until you have those tonsils out . . ."

Sore Throat

By |September 18th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Health, Musicians, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sore Throat
  • Con quickly found that the real chain gang wasn't as romantic as Paul Newman's Cool Hand Luke or Sam Cooke's Chain Gang song . . .

Chain Gang

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  • Karrie (pictured) was ecstatic; she'd gotten tickets for the Ellen show & wanted to look her best--really outstanding. The Lady GaGa white hair combined with pink tips seemed to be just the ticket--not exactly mainstream, but really cool. She was hoping for one of those million dollar checks or a free car, but she'd settle for the trip to Hawaii. If that didn't work out, maybe she could get a slot on American Idol doing her Willie Nelson imitation . . .

On Ellen

By |August 2nd, 2019|Categories: Flowers, Musicians, Pop culture|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on On Ellen
  • When the girls tried out for band, they were all accepted, but they were all assigned to the trumpet section--not a cello player among them.  Disappointing . . .

No Cellos?

By |July 11th, 2019|Categories: Flowers, Musicians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on No Cellos?
  • When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede  horns . . ."

Blue Suede Horns

By |June 21st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, domestic animals, Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blue Suede Horns