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New Reality Show

The 3  Wiggly brothers–one delayed dealing with a lawsuit by a wolf–were pitching a pig reality show. It had action,  was gritty, down and dirty.  How could anyone not like that . . .?

By |March 6th, 2017|Categories: Actors, domestic animals, Lawyers, Pop culture|Tags: , , |Comments Off on New Reality Show

Nowhere to Hide

As the snow got deeper, Rufus found it increasingly difficult to hide from his soon to be ex-wife’s lawyers, process servers, and the bill collectors . . .

By |December 29th, 2016|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals, Lawyers|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Nowhere to Hide

Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Quincy’s offer to guard the ponds at Disney World was rejected–they said he might scare the children–His lawyer said they would file a discrimination lawsuit . . .

By |August 18th, 2016|Categories: Lawyers, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Texas Open Carry Law

While waiting for the Governor’s signature for the new Texas Open Carry Law, some thought the bill was a little vague not only on the open carry concept itself, but on what you could carry openly. Some of the less conservative groups thought that the gun show crowd might be pushing the envelope just a little . . .

By |April 3rd, 2015|Categories: Bizarre, Lawyers, Politics, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Texas Open Carry Law

Hide-Away

John Boy, an ultra conservative (and a bit of a gun collector) wanted a real hide-away home with his back protected and a good view for early warning of any trespassers.  He was pretty sure the only ones that would find him here were one of his soon-to-be ex-wife’s  process servers or Jehovah’s Witnesses . . .

By |July 9th, 2014|Categories: Lawyers, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Hide-Away

Exploitation

Petey was unhappy; his plan for riches hadn’t materialized. He had called his lawyers to get them to file an animal exploitation lawsuit on behalf of his family against the St. Louis baseball team and tried to get it ruled a class action suit against all teams using animal  names like Timberwolves, Wolverines, the Grizzlies, the Orioles, the Sea Hawks and the Devil Rays.  Right Away, the Catholic Church wanted in–the Padres, the Saints, and the Angels.  When it was suggested that the teams use numbers,  somebody asked what about offending Numerologists and mathematicians.  Just too many slices in that pie . . .

By |June 19th, 2014|Categories: Birds, Lawyers, Sports|Tags: , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Exploitation