Cow Jazzercise
Melinda just wasn’t having any success in motivating the cow Jazzercise class; she finally called them sluggish, fumbling oafs . . .
Kinks
The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed. They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .
Diet Choices
Lucius was thinking his current diet of Mice-A-Roni, Chicken Fried Mice, Mice creme, and his favorite, Mice Burger (Triple Decker with extra tails) could benefit with a new entree or two. Maybe Ratatouille or fried Chipmunk chips. Hold the Veggies . . .
Face Lift, Sort Of . . .
With doctors able to transplant corneas, hearts, and other major organs, and do cosmetic and facial reconstructive surgery, Eloise was very unhappy to learn the docs couldn’t do a cat face transplant so she could be the next new super hero film star . . .
A Little Fuzzy
Even though friends said Colorado’s recreational marijuana was harmless, Chica and the girls found their instinctive navigation skills were more than a little fuzzy after just a couple of tokes . . .
Rocky Mountain High
Bertie knew it was a bit of a stretch harvesting the “volunteer” marijuana plants that had grown from the seeds tourists dropped, but it was for “medical use” only . . .