• Aaron's mom, always concerned about health and wellness, told Aaron to brush his teeth often--their high sugar diet could cause cavities--and to eat more mosquitoes for protein.  Finding the right size toothbrush was hard . . .

Oral Hygiene

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  • The boys were sticking their necks out to prove their that guys didn't need sunblock--that stuff was for girls. "When," they asked, "was the last time you heard of a turtle dying from melanoma . . .?"

Sticking Their Necks Out

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  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .


By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage


Raymond had been noticing a buzzing noise in his head lately; his wife thought it might be work related . . .

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Short Fat Guy

Try as he might–diet, exercise, the gym, paddle boarding–Dennis was still a short fat guy, and yes, he was a little prickly about it . . .

By |August 28th, 2018|Categories: Flowers, Food, Health, Sports|Tags: , |Comments Off on Short Fat Guy

Fast Tanner

When offered UVA and UVB sun block, Herbert said, “Never mind, I’m a fast tanner–let the melanin take care of it . . .

By |July 5th, 2018|Categories: Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Fast Tanner