• Marvin's mom was insistent: "You can't be taking your lunch money for hair products, it's unhealthy and makes you look like you don't comb before going to school . . ."

Grooming Issues

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  • No!" the doctor told Huey, "You are not opening for the Rolling Stones or anyone else until you have those tonsils out . . ."

Sore Throat

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  • The State Trooper said he didn't care if Candace was intoxicated from eating fermented berries--as she claimed--or from drinking single malt scotch whiskey. She wasn't flying that day . . .


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  • Charlie's doctor had recommended a diet high in gluten-free natural minerals.  It was more difficult than he had imagined . . .


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  • Percy was beginning to think his dermatologist was right--he should have used sunblock earlier . . .


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  • When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede  horns . . ."

Blue Suede Horns

By |June 21st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, domestic animals, Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blue Suede Horns