Health

  • Percy was beginning to think his dermatologist was right--he should have used sunblock earlier . . .

Sunblock

By |August 14th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Health|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Sunblock
  • When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede  horns . . ."

Blue Suede Horns

By |June 21st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, domestic animals, Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blue Suede Horns
  • Vaughn was troubled: when you eat with your nose, and allergy season is in full swing, some mouthfuls are less appealing than others . . .

Allergies

By |April 21st, 2019|Categories: Health|Tags: , |Comments Off on Allergies
  • The website for the South American dermatologist had promised Westley he would look just like Michael Jackson.  The results left him a little sad . . .

Sad

By |April 12th, 2019|Categories: Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Sad
  • Elizabeth hated the brushy landings at the rookery and now she had snagged something and pulled a muscle or popped some joint; would Tylenol do it?  Or did she need a chiropractor . . .?

Chiropractor?

By |April 9th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Health|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Chiropractor?

Multiple Personalities

By |March 4th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Health|Tags: , |Comments Off on Multiple Personalities