• Joaquin hadn't bothered to read the spray-on-tan directions (which said to spray lightly, let dry, and add more if desired).  Joaquin decided he'd just go ahead and use the entire spray can--what could possibly go wrong . . .?

Spray On Tan

By |January 13th, 2020|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Spray On Tan
  • Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .

Unexpected Weight Gain

By |November 23rd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Dating Scene, Food, Glamor, Health, Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unexpected Weight Gain
  • The girls were miffed--just because they were a beautiful pink didn't mean they were going to a Mary Kay convention . . .

Not Mary Kay

By |November 21st, 2019|Categories: Birds, Glamor|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Not Mary Kay
  • Everyone wanted to look sharp on the first day of school (bugschool) and Sophie did her best.  The butterflies said, "Not bad for a fashionista spider, but where are your wings . . . ?"

Fashionista

By |October 8th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Glamor|Tags: , |Comments Off on Fashionista
  • Marvin's mom was insistent: "You can't be taking your lunch money for hair products, it's unhealthy and makes you look like you don't comb before going to school . . ."

Grooming Issues

By |October 2nd, 2019|Categories: Birds, Glamor, Health|Tags: |Comments Off on Grooming Issues
  • Jimmy's wife didn't care if it was cheap--a real bargain--it was not the hair dryer she was looking for . . .

Hair Dryer

By |September 14th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Glamor||Comments Off on Hair Dryer