• Jimmy's wife didn't care if it was cheap--a real bargain--it was not the hair dryer she was looking for . . .

Hair Dryer

By |September 14th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Glamor||Comments Off on Hair Dryer
  • Emily (pictured in green) had doubted the pushy sales girl's pitch: "You will look younger longer if you use this skin care product regularly." It was hard, though, to argue with results; clearly she had aged more slowly than her contemporaries . . .

Still Looking Good!

By |September 7th, 2019|Categories: Glamor||Comments Off on Still Looking Good!
  • When Stacy-Sue's ex-boyfriend was asked why she called herself the "Selfie Queen", he said it's because she can't spell narcissistic . . .


  • When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede  horns . . ."

Blue Suede Horns

By |June 21st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, domestic animals, Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blue Suede Horns
  • Purrrrrfect, also known as Scat Cat, had been told by her fashion coordinator to tweeze those ear hairs, but Scat Cat said they were proof that she was part Lynx--or at least closely related to them . . .

Wild Cat

By |May 29th, 2019|Categories: domestic animals, Glamor|Tags: , |Comments Off on Wild Cat
  • Julie-Marie was once again reminded that on the humid Texas Gulf Coast there were more than a few bad hair days . . .

Bad Hair Day

By |May 27th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Glamor, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Bad Hair Day