Exotic Animals

  • Mattie was having a hard time finding something to wear for her prom date.  Local shopping was a waste of time, and even with online shopping, it was hard to find something elegant in her size . . .

Prom

By |April 29th, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Glamor|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Prom
  • Every Friday when the guys went to the Wings and Beer joint to check out the girls, one of Bruce's buddies had to play the old country song, "Your Cheatin' Heart."  But they would all sing over the music with "Your Cheetah Heart."  And yes, though Bruce was embarrassed, the girls were amused . . .

Your Cheatin’ Heart

By |April 1st, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Your Cheatin’ Heart
  • Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him.  As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

By |March 8th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Food, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

Visas? Visas? We Don’t Need no Stinking Visas . . .!

By |January 28th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Old Movies|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Visas? Visas? We Don’t Need no Stinking Visas . . .!
  • The union rep had cut a pretty good deal for grazing and winter shelter, but somehow he'd dropped the ball on the clothing allowance . . .

Clothing Allowance

By |January 18th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Clothing Allowance
  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .

Coverage

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage