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The offer of a zoo gig seemed good--plenty of food, no wolves or cougars--but as summer in Houston was starting in the 90's, he dreamed of the snow back in Alaska . . .
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Cody felt like he was being pushed out by the group--they said he had been "taking a Knee." He wished he could get them to understand he had just slipped on the ice that had been hidden under the snow . . .
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Granville and Anton were surprised and unsure what to do. The American and UK Kennel Clubs had filed suit saying that if prairie dogs--which are common rodents, after all-- claimed to be dogs, they were defaming the real dogs. Of course, the stinking paparazzi were all over this one . . .
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It was that time of the year in Montana--the bull elk were in love--for that matter, so were the cows--but everyone was waiting on the law firm to deliver the prenuptial agreements for signature. As usual, the lawyers were late, but this group had been through the heartbreak of acrimonious divorces before & didn't want to end up on TV with Judge Judy presiding, & in the end losing everything while the reality TV junkies hooted and laughed . . .
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When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral. BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"
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Ralph was puzzled when a Silicon Valley visitor to Glacier Park asked him which browser he preferred. Ralph answered, "Well, Duh, the same ones everyone uses--mouth, teeth, lips, tongue . . ."
