Exotic Animals

  • Granville and Anton were surprised and unsure what to do.  The American and UK Kennel Clubs had filed suit saying that if prairie dogs--which are common rodents, after all-- claimed to be dogs, they were defaming the real  dogs.  Of course, the stinking paparazzi were all over this one . . .

Sued

By |July 3rd, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Dogs, Exotic Animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sued
  • It was that time of the year in Montana--the bull elk were in love--for that matter, so were the cows--but everyone was waiting on the law firm to deliver the prenuptial agreements for signature. As usual, the lawyers were late, but this group had been through the heartbreak of acrimonious divorces before & didn't want to end up on TV with Judge Judy presiding, & in the end losing everything while the reality TV junkies hooted and laughed . . .

Prenuptial Blues

By |July 1st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Prenuptial Blues
  • When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral.  BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"     

Neutral

By |June 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Landscapes, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Neutral
  • Ralph was puzzled when a Silicon Valley visitor to Glacier Park asked him which browser he preferred.  Ralph answered, "Well, Duh, the same ones everyone uses--mouth, teeth, lips, tongue  . . ."

Which Browser?

By |June 5th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Which Browser?
  • Ranjit, whose day job was maintenance at the Capitol building in Washington, was asked if his hobby of handling cobras was dangerous. He said, "Not any more than being around politicians and lobbyists every day . . ."

Snake Charmer

By |May 23rd, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, India, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Snake Charmer
  • With the Montana Elk season starting that day, Kendrick, Lucy, and Brenda thought it prudent to get an early start in the dash for deep cover . . .

Early Start

By |May 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Early Start