Exotic Animals

  • Lenny didn't mind being vegan (mostly), but those fast food commercials that bragged about bacon and cheese pulled at him.  As he got ready for his afternoon siesta, he thought, "To sleep, perchance to dream (of bacon and cheese . . .)

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

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Visas? Visas? We Don’t Need no Stinking Visas . . .!

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  • The union rep had cut a pretty good deal for grazing and winter shelter, but somehow he'd dropped the ball on the clothing allowance . . .

Clothing Allowance

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  • Garth wondered if his new health insurance plan covered cosmetic treatment--the bumps on one side of his nose were larger than the other side, and he valued balance . . .

Coverage

By |December 25th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor, Health, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Coverage
  • One of Helen's kids, Elly, was no trouble, but her brother Hector was always questioning why they had to eat nothing but green stuff.  "Couldn't we get a McRib or Chick Fil-A for a change?" he asked . . .

Do We Have to be Vegan?

By |December 20th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Food|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Do We Have to be Vegan?

Career Change

When his baseball career didn’t work out (he couldn’t even handle grounders}, Bob’s friends suggested shedding the old skin and re-appearing as a down-to-earth politician . . .

By |November 20th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Career Change