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Chucky was tired of being overlooked in Glacier Park, where the moose, bears, elk, deer, goats and sheep all got top billing for their image on T-shirts. His lawyer proposed a Federal discrimination suit . . .
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No!" the doctor told Huey, "You are not opening for the Rolling Stones or anyone else until you have those tonsils out . . ."
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When Walters wife asked why he didn't get hired as a greeter at WalMart, he said the HR person cited "Personal grooming issues . . ."
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Renowned as great climbers, the boys hoped that the fact they didn't like going down all that well wouldn't be the subject of some David Attenborough documentary on PBS . . .
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When Betty heard that George Clooney was going to be on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .
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Adele was getting strange social media posts, for example, would she be available to escort a group across the border next Thursday? She knew she didn't even know what or where the border was, and besides, she had a litter of pups to feed . . .
