Exotic Animals

  • Joaquin hadn't bothered to read the spray-on-tan directions (which said to spray lightly, let dry, and add more if desired).  Joaquin decided he'd just go ahead and use the entire spray can--what could possibly go wrong . . .?

Spray On Tan

By |January 13th, 2020|Categories: Exotic Animals, Glamor|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Spray On Tan
  • Chucky was tired of being overlooked in Glacier Park, where the moose, bears, elk, deer, goats and sheep all got top billing for their image on T-shirts.  His lawyer proposed a Federal discrimination suit . . .

Discrimination

By |October 8th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Lawyers, Montana|Tags: , |Comments Off on Discrimination
  • No!" the doctor told Huey, "You are not opening for the Rolling Stones or anyone else until you have those tonsils out . . ."

Sore Throat

By |September 18th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Health, Musicians, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sore Throat

Personal Grooming Issues

By |August 30th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Personal Grooming Issues
  • Renowned as great climbers, the boys hoped that the fact they didn't like going down all that well wouldn't be the subject of some David Attenborough documentary on PBS . . .

One Way

By |August 28th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on One Way
  • When Betty heard that George Clooney  was going to be  on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .

Dancing With the Stars

By |August 23rd, 2019|Categories: Actors, Bizarre, Exotic Animals, Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Dancing With the Stars