Exotic Animals

Personal Grooming Issues

By |August 30th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Personal Grooming Issues
  • Renowned as great climbers, the boys hoped that the fact they didn't like going down all that well wouldn't be the subject of some David Attenborough documentary on PBS . . .

One Way

By |August 28th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on One Way
  • When Betty heard that George Clooney  was going to be  on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .

Dancing With the Stars

By |August 23rd, 2019|Categories: Actors, Bizarre, Exotic Animals, Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Dancing With the Stars
  • Adele was getting strange social media posts, for example,  would she be available to escort a group across the border next Thursday?  She knew she didn't even know what or where the border was, and besides, she had a litter of pups to feed . . .

Wrong Coyotes

By |July 10th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Wrong Coyotes
  • The offer of a zoo gig seemed good--plenty of food, no wolves or cougars--but as summer in Houston was starting in the 90's, he dreamed of the snow back in Alaska . . .

In His Dreams

By |July 9th, 2019|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on In His Dreams
  • Cody felt like he was being pushed out by the group--they said he had been "taking a Knee."  He wished he could get them to understand he had just slipped on the ice that had been hidden under the snow . . .

Not Taking a Knee

By |July 6th, 2019|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not Taking a Knee