Exotic Animals

  • Adele was getting strange social media posts, for example,  would she be available to escort a group across the border next Thursday?  She knew she didn't even know what or where the border was, and besides, she had a litter of pups to feed . . .

Wrong Coyotes

By |July 10th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Wrong Coyotes
  • The offer of a zoo gig seemed good--plenty of food, no wolves or cougars--but as summer in Houston was starting in the 90's, he dreamed of the snow back in Alaska . . .

In His Dreams

By |July 9th, 2019|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on In His Dreams
  • Cody felt like he was being pushed out by the group--they said he had been "taking a Knee."  He wished he could get them to understand he had just slipped on the ice that had been hidden under the snow . . .

Not Taking a Knee

By |July 6th, 2019|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not Taking a Knee
  • Granville and Anton were surprised and unsure what to do.  The American and UK Kennel Clubs had filed suit saying that if prairie dogs--which are common rodents, after all-- claimed to be dogs, they were defaming the real  dogs.  Of course, the stinking paparazzi were all over this one . . .

Sued

By |July 3rd, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Dogs, Exotic Animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sued
  • It was that time of the year in Montana--the bull elk were in love--for that matter, so were the cows--but everyone was waiting on the law firm to deliver the prenuptial agreements for signature. As usual, the lawyers were late, but this group had been through the heartbreak of acrimonious divorces before & didn't want to end up on TV with Judge Judy presiding, & in the end losing everything while the reality TV junkies hooted and laughed . . .

Prenuptial Blues

By |July 1st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Prenuptial Blues
  • When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral.  BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"     

Neutral

By |June 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Landscapes, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Neutral