Feeling Safe
The girls didn’t understand, why should they join PETA, they were in India for goodness sake . . .?
Where’s the Beef?
Every time the neighbor kids rode by on their bikes and shouted “Where’s the beef,” Bruce got nervous . . .
Rodeo Rider
Clarence (top, facing backward) was coming to the conclusion that perhaps his rodeo bronc riding career dream may be unrealistic . . .
Not Sinatra or Judy Collins
Purrrfect was tired of having to explain, no, she was not Frank Sinatra or Judy Collins in spite of those arresting blue eyes. She couldn’t sing a lick; in fact, her yeowling sounded like a child being punished. Hers was not a career in music . . .
The Cat
The dog had a name and got to come in and be with people. The cat wasn’t called by any name, she was just the “cat.” She didn’t get to come in either–some nonsense about “allergies.” Her lawyer suggested suing the dog for alienation of affection.
Checking Everywhere
Somehow Jack had misplaced his high dollar custom pocket knife; he was checking everywhere to find it . . .