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It had taken a real commitment--lots of hours of training--but GiGi thoght she was almost there. That human was starting to come around . . .
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Once again, Hillary's ears were burning. She knew they were talking about her behind her back . . .
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When Beauregard's herd said they were going to impeach him, his only question was "Impeachment pie or cobbler?" Clearly, he's not the brightest steer in the group . . .
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When called "Just a cat," Precious reminded them of many famous cats: Meow-Ze-Dong (Chairman Meow to friends), Yasser Aracat, The Ayatollah Cat Many, and, of course, Meowmar Cataffi to name just a few. Interestingly, she pointed out, Al Gore claims to have invented cats . . .
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Sheila (pictured) had been a Texas congresswoman for three terms and was getting ready to settle in for her fourth term, but she was concerned by an unusually close race; in fact, she was nearly unseated by a write in candidate that didn't represent either party that anybody had ever heard of before. Her concern was the mantra picked up by the pundits and the political blogs saying that her voting record had been spottier than her white and brown coat, and the longhorn thing was just plain reaching . . .
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When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede horns . . ."
