domestic animals

Ears Burning

By |November 15th, 2019|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: |Comments Off on Ears Burning
  • When Beauregard's herd said they were going to impeach him, his only question was "Impeachment pie or cobbler?" Clearly, he's not the brightest steer in the group . . .


By |November 1st, 2019|Categories: domestic animals|Tags: |Comments Off on Impeachment
  • When called "Just a cat," Precious reminded them of many famous cats: Meow-Ze-Dong (Chairman Meow to friends), Yasser Aracat, The Ayatollah Cat Many, and, of course, Meowmar  Cataffi to name just a few. Interestingly, she pointed out, Al Gore claims to have invented cats . . .

Famous Cats

By |September 30th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, domestic animals||Comments Off on Famous Cats
  • Sheila (pictured) had been a Texas congresswoman for three terms and was getting ready to settle in for her fourth term, but she was concerned by an unusually close race; in fact, she was nearly unseated by a write in candidate that didn't represent either party that anybody had ever heard of before. Her concern was the mantra picked up by the pundits and the political blogs saying that her voting record had been spottier than her white and brown coat, and the longhorn thing was just plain reaching . . .

Texas Congresswoman

By |September 19th, 2019|Categories: domestic animals, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Texas Congresswoman
  • When Billy's new girlfriend offered some personal grooming ideas, he said OK to regular tooth brushing and trimming his hooves, but his horns were like Elvis's Blue Suede Shoes, "Lay off of those blue suede  horns . . ."

Blue Suede Horns

By |June 21st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, domestic animals, Glamor, Health, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Blue Suede Horns
  • Bennie, new to Texas and horses, assumed they were keyless when he hadn't been given a key, but wait, he hadn't gotten one of those fob things either.  "How," he wondered, "were you supposed to start the thing . . .?"


By |June 20th, 2019|Categories: domestic animals, Texas||Comments Off on Keyless