Dating Scene

  • Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .

Unexpected Weight Gain

By |November 23rd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Dating Scene, Food, Glamor, Health, Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unexpected Weight Gain
  • Howard was getting a sore throat from all of the mate-attracting noise and displays; couldn't he just download a lizard dating app and get on with things . . .?

Dating App

By |October 17th, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Dating App
  • Like diving from the cliffs in Acapulco, diving into the alligator-and-largemouth-bass filled pond, securing dinner, and getting out in one piece was not as easy as it looked. Anthony couldn't understand why the girls at the mall weren't impressed; this had to be tougher than football or tennis doubles . . .

Not As Easy As It Looks

By |August 2nd, 2019|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene, Pop culture|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not As Easy As It Looks
  • When Stacy-Sue's ex-boyfriend was asked why she called herself the "Selfie Queen", he said it's because she can't spell narcissistic . . .

Narcissistic

  • Judy was sad.  The eggs were laid and hatched, the chicks getting ready to fledge, and she was losing her elegant mating plumage; she hated going back to being ordinary . . .

Elegant

By |July 17th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Dating Scene|Tags: , |Comments Off on Elegant
  • It was that time of the year in Montana--the bull elk were in love--for that matter, so were the cows--but everyone was waiting on the law firm to deliver the prenuptial agreements for signature. As usual, the lawyers were late, but this group had been through the heartbreak of acrimonious divorces before & didn't want to end up on TV with Judge Judy presiding, & in the end losing everything while the reality TV junkies hooted and laughed . . .

Prenuptial Blues

By |July 1st, 2019|Categories: Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Montana|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Prenuptial Blues