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Elaine couldn't seem to attract the right sort of guy to start a family with, or for that matter, any guy at all. She wondered if maybe a little more make-up would do the trick . . .
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Daisy (right) and Dwight (left) thought themselves in love, but found snuggling or showing affection was fraught with peril . . .
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While filling out the dating site questionnaire, Handsome Samson was asked, "What do you do best?" "Grow hair," was his answer, and he attached a picture file to prove his point . . .
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Carlisle (pictured) knew he was cool; all the girls told him so. In fact, he came from a long line of cool guys, but seeing his reflection in the feeder for the first time and seeing just how cool he was made him sit back for just a moment to take it all in. "Whoa!" was all he could say . . .
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Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .
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Howard was getting a sore throat from all of the mate-attracting noise and displays; couldn't he just download a lizard dating app and get on with things . . .?
