Bugs

A selection of Bugs

  • Elizabeth (pictured) was growing concerned; her waist and weight were rapidly getting out of control. As a graduate dietitian from the University of Phoenix (on line), she knew binge-eating wasn't good for her weight, but the uncontrollable urge to eat her mate after reproducing was just something she couldn't seem to get a handle on . . .

Unexpected Weight Gain

By |November 23rd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Dating Scene, Food, Glamor, Health, Spiders|Tags: , |Comments Off on Unexpected Weight Gain
  • Archaeologists recently made an important discovery--how Noah saved the bees during the Great Flood. He kept them in the arkhives . . .

Save The Bees

By |November 17th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Flowers|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Save The Bees
  • Everyone wanted to look sharp on the first day of school (bugschool) and Sophie did her best.  The butterflies said, "Not bad for a fashionista spider, but where are your wings . . . ?"

Fashionista

By |October 8th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Glamor|Tags: , |Comments Off on Fashionista
  • The State Trooper said he didn't care if Candace was intoxicated from eating fermented berries--as she claimed--or from drinking single malt scotch whiskey. She wasn't flying that day . . .

Grounded

By |September 18th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Food, Health|Tags: , |Comments Off on Grounded
  • Howard told his wife he'd be gone a couple of hours playing poker and drinking beer with the boys, but he got caught in in one of the hurricane's outer bands, so his route home included the Carolinas, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, so yes, he was a little late . . .

Some ‘Splaining To Do

By |September 2nd, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Natural Disasters|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Some ‘Splaining To Do
  • Listening to the 20+ presidential candidates argue or shoot down their opponents' claims, Lyle thought they all sounded about the same.  If the TV interviewers and radio programs didn't tell him who was speaking, he couldn't tell just by their twitter rants or  social media posts . . .

Who’s Who?

By |August 27th, 2019|Categories: Bugs, Flowers, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Who’s Who?