Bizarre

  • When called "Just a cat," Precious reminded them of many famous cats: Meow-Ze-Dong (Chairman Meow to friends), Yasser Aracat, The Ayatollah Cat Many, and, of course, Meowmar  Cataffi to name just a few. Interestingly, she pointed out, Al Gore claims to have invented cats . . .

Famous Cats

By |September 30th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, domestic animals||Comments Off on Famous Cats
  • Jimmy's wife didn't care if it was cheap--a real bargain--it was not the hair dryer she was looking for . . .

Hair Dryer

By |September 14th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Glamor||Comments Off on Hair Dryer
  • When Betty heard that George Clooney  was going to be  on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .

Dancing With the Stars

By |August 23rd, 2019|Categories: Actors, Bizarre, Exotic Animals, Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Dancing With the Stars
  • Her Royal Fuzziness the Princess Buttercup was cool with the topknot and mustaches, but she was thinking the Mohawk might be a little over the top . . .

Mohawk

By |August 7th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Dogs|Tags: , |Comments Off on Mohawk
  • Granville and Anton were surprised and unsure what to do.  The American and UK Kennel Clubs had filed suit saying that if prairie dogs--which are common rodents, after all-- claimed to be dogs, they were defaming the real  dogs.  Of course, the stinking paparazzi were all over this one . . .

Sued

By |July 3rd, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Dogs, Exotic Animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Sued
  • Once again, the Line Police were circling Walmart and and Kroger's, using their  high tech infrared equipment to spot those sneaking 17 items in a 15 item line or those who didn't use the lanes marked out at the bank , , ,

Line Police

By |May 5th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre|Tags: |Comments Off on Line Police