• Once again, the Line Police were circling Walmart and and Kroger's, using their  high tech infrared equipment to spot those sneaking 17 items in a 15 item line or those who didn't use the lanes marked out at the bank , , ,

Line Police

By |May 5th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre|Tags: |Comments Off on Line Police
  • The girls were worried--they'd sent Bob & Jimmy out for BBQ, and they'd been gone quite a while. They couldn't figure out where they went . . .

Long Time Gone

By |March 31st, 2019|Categories: Bizarre|Tags: , |Comments Off on Long Time Gone
  • Julio was hoping he would be classified as a DACA candidate if he was stopped in his Uber car.  After all, he had been imported as an egg and hatched in a Detroit pet store--Wait, maybe he was an anchor baby . . .?

DACA Candidate

By |March 4th, 2019|Categories: Bizarre, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on DACA Candidate
  • AirBnB listed the Arizona stone house rental as an ideal place to practice nuclear war survival or perhaps a zombie apocalypse  hideout.  No cable or swimming pool was included . . . 

War Games

By |January 1st, 2019|Categories: Architecture, Bizarre, Landscapes, Pop culture|Tags: , , |Comments Off on War Games
  • Theresa had been warned; the signage was clear: 15 items or less. She had 19 in her cart, and now the black Line Police helicopter was circling . . .


By |December 11th, 2018|Categories: Bizarre, Vehicles||Comments Off on Caught!

Goose Decoys

Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys  just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped  . . .

By |November 29th, 2018|Categories: Birds, Bizarre, Sports|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Goose Decoys