Birds

A selection of Various Birds

  • The turtles--the real turtles--were suing the turtle doves for trademark infringement. Turtles, not some silly bird, had the name first and adding it to some flighty creature without a shell was demeaning . . .

Trademark Infringement

By |September 4th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Lawyers, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Trademark Infringement
  • With  possible storm-caused  flooding conditions, the Governor had declared mandatory evacuation, but he hadn't offered a good idea as to where 5,000,000 evacuated people should stay . . .

No Vacancy

By |August 19th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Natural Disasters|Tags: , |Comments Off on No Vacancy
  • Percy was beginning to think his dermatologist was right--he should have used sunblock earlier . . .

Sunblock

By |August 14th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Health|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Sunblock
  • Susanna found her spoonbill perfect for catching tadpoles, minnows, and crayfish, but less than perfect for personal grooming . . .

Not Perfect

By |August 13th, 2019|Categories: Birds|Tags: , |Comments Off on Not Perfect
  • Being an Apex Predator was cool; it looked good on the resume-- but it also meant he had to eat only fish or meat.  He looked longingly at the watermelons and sweet corn with butter.  But cool has its price . . .

Apex Predator

By |August 12th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Food|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Apex Predator
  • When both the CNN and the Fox News trucks rolled up at the same time, Eldon, who never discusses politics, knew it was time to leave . . .

Air Brakes

By |August 9th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , |Comments Off on Air Brakes