Birds

A selection of Various Birds

  • Jim Bob (pictured) knew that he/they was one of the few, even in the deep south, that could show good cause why he/they should have two first names. With their unique outlook on life, he/they felt out of place no matter where he/they went. The big question came up at a family dinner when an aunt said he/they should say amen twice after grace was said. An uncle pointed out that they should be in politics, where it's vitally important to be always able to watch your back . . .

Two Heads Are Better Than One

By |January 16th, 2020|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: , |Comments Off on Two Heads Are Better Than One
  • Constance wondered, with all of the upset with the "Royals" in the news lately, if there might be an opening for a (potentially) fiercely loyal Anglophile here in "the Colonies"--especially one known for being able to keep an eye on things . . .

The Royals

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  • With world conditions so unsettled, many folks didn't know how to securely invest their  money: some leaning towards the stock markets, others towards real estate . . .

Indecisive

By |January 8th, 2020|Categories: Birds, Economy, India, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Indecisive
  • Enzo, after watching old James Cagney movies on cable TV, just couldn't resist screaming "You dirty rats!" as he dove from the sky to catch the tasty rodents . . .

“You Dirty Rats!”

By |December 31st, 2019|Categories: Birds, Old Movies|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on “You Dirty Rats!”
  • Sam had wanted to try out for wrestling, but his coach said with no arms there could be a problem, and with his height he'd be better at basketball.  "Sure, coach," he thought, "no arms is solved by basketball . . .?"

Basketball?

By |December 31st, 2019|Categories: Birds, Sports||Comments Off on Basketball?
  • When voice lessons didn't help Bennie's high pitched screech-owl voice, he thought, "Let's just call it a "falsetto" and get a job singing old rock and roll . . ."

Voice Lessons

By |December 26th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Musicians|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Voice Lessons