There Are Limits
In spite of loving his AWD Subaru, Josh had to admit, there were limits to where it could (or should) go . . .
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In spite of global warming, a cold snap in New York had frozen Niagara Falls solid. To investigate the problem, Al Gore decided to look into the problem personally; what could possibly go wrong?
“You Dirty Rat!”
Myths had it that eagles could carry away lambs and calves, but they mostly ate rodents. To add a little dignity, Congreve shouted the James Cagney line, “You dirty rat!” as he dove for the kill . . .
Cold Spell
Here in Alaska where Homer lives, there was winter and July; in spite of Al Gore’s promises, it wasn’t exactly a salubrious climate just yet . . . .
Tattooed Eyeliner?
Tina thought herself reasonably attractive but didn’t seem to be generating much interest from the guys; maybe if she got the tattooed-on eye liner . . .
Seasonal Changes
Homer thought that snow this early in September was a little strange, even here in Alaska–“Must be global warming,” he mused . . .