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When Betty heard that George Clooney was going to be on Dancing With The Stars, she hired a dancing coach to make sure she had the right moves, but the coach seemed somewhat stiff, not really getting in the groove or feeling the music . . .
Stinking Paparazzi
Ranjit, often starring as the “Bad Guy” in Bollywood movies, hated it when the stinking paparazzi showed up before he had a chance to do his hair or brush his teeth . . .
New Reality Show
The 3 Wiggly brothers–one delayed dealing with a lawsuit by a wolf–were pitching a pig reality show. It had action, was gritty, down and dirty. How could anyone not like that . . .?
Mars Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Rowena was auditioning for a part in a hybrid film, Mars Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, but wasn’t sure it was worth it to have to listen to Slim Whitman sing “Indian Love Call” .
Short Guy
Dino had shipped his resume and photo to several of the Hollywood studios, trying for the next new apocalyptic/monster movie, offering himself to play the monster. When he went to the studios to try out for the part, the director said, “You’re awfully small.” Dino couldn’t help himself and blurted out, “So is Tom Cruise!”